A Gold Dragon I Named AWESOME

 So a couple nights a go I got the BANNHAMMER from BD. After many minutes of swearing, typing, and yelling on the phone I had worked myself into a crazed frenzy. I am a wonderful person(usually) and thought I had somehow offended someone with my stupid jokes.

 Long story short, this afternoon I was allowed to come back. Basically what happened was my IP was banned due to another users IPs being banned. Derpy situation turned into a pissed Allyssa. Now anyone currently on BD knows that this shit has gotta stop. Between trolls and just iffy moderation the board has become...scary.

 After one of my besties contacted a rather well known gold dragon, the situation started to get sorted out. After about two days and many attempts to log back on the situation was amended. Never have I ever had a mod work that hard to help me and I really do appreciate it.

 In closing, be kind to your mod, you never know when you'll need a favor. And thank you to a Gold Dragon who needs a raise!

Filthy Whore Move.

So, what exactly is offensive about the word "whore"? I think the more one uses it out of context, the less it has to do with prostitution. Isn't that kinda the point? It just seems like such an old word...

Let's provide a list of offensive things I say in everyday life, shall we?

Twat, Twat Muffin, Stupid Twat
Cunt, Cunt Face, Cunt Whore(I really enjoy that one), and Stupid Cunt
Whore, Filthy Whore, Dirty Whore, most variations of whore
Fuck, Fucktard, Clusterfucked, Fuck Head, Fuck Nut, Dumb Fuck.. you get the idea


Point is, I have used these online, in writing, and verbally. Not once have I been told it isn't kosher. Why? Because it's FUCKING FREE SPEECH....IN AMERICA. Props and hugs for anyone who gets that reference.
So the real question is, why am I getting told not to say one of my favorite choice phrases on a sex site of all things? I refer to "hookers" and "strippers" as Public Relations Managers. I'm actually friends with strippers... Seriously, if you have a problem with something someone says replace it with, like, fluffy kitten. I.E. THAT'S A *FLUFFY KITTEN* MOVE! See, harmless enough, right?

I do say offensive things but never anything racist. Why? Because I lived in OK, I learned that being racist is NOT OKAY.

Like a good little dog I will return to my couch but in closing I just wanna remind everyone of my new favorite phrase. Can't take credit for it but I want this shit to spread.
Douche Pocket. Why? Because it made me giggle. Spread it my children, SPREAD IT LIKE HERPES!!!

-Allyssa

Flynn

So, I have a cat. I've had this cat for a couple weeks now and I realize that I hate cats. 
Why do I have this cat? Because it's fucking adorable. I now realize why people have babies then decide they want to boot said child out of the house. My kitten, whom I've lovingly named Flynn, will be one of those children. 
First of all, this cat is ridiculously accident prone. Between getting road rash, tearing the stitches out from that surgery, getting his head stuck in a shoe, Flynn has been to the vet three times in the last week. 
The little thing also decides that four A.M is a great time to start licking my face and head butting me. Why? Because he's Satan. I require at least five hours of sleep at night, but little Flynn won't allow that...
I love the little bastard, but if this is what having a baby is like, tear out my uterus NOW.